TOUGH guys fall in love too, or so it would seem. Professional punch swingers Danny Jones and Roy Green jnr have shocked the boxing world by calling off their much anticipated fight, with Green blaming “a burning passion which neither of us can ignore any longer”.Posing for the media throng at today’s weigh-in, Jones and Green were unable to maintain the traditional stare-off, both becoming transfixed by the gaze of one another before passionately kissing.
“I just lost myself in his eyes,” stammered a flustered Jones. “One moment we were just standing there with our shirts off, looking at each other, and then we were kissing.”
Surprisingly, it was Green’s trainer, Lucius McDonald, who called off the fight. A four-decade veteran of the sport, McDonald claimed that once a boxer fell for another boxer, his career was over.
“I seen it before, yeah. Nothin’ to do with sustained head trauma, it’s just biology. You spend enough time in a ring with another man, things happen.” McDonald explained. “That’s life. You’re a lover, or you’re a fighter.”
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