BLATANTLY female Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard is so drunk on power that she doesn’t care what she wears and will lead the country to a spectacularly fiery and horrible demise, says a woman who has her own website. Imogen Lamport, image consultant and amateur political scientist, claims that major policy announcements will be ignored by the masses unless our dowdy PM sorts herself out. Already, it is thought that today’s announcement of Labor’s border protection policy was overshadowed by Gillard’s insistence on wearing trousers, long thought to be the domain of men.
It’s another nail in the coffin for Gillard, who has already admitted that she has no children and is in a gay relationship with a male hairdresser. Lamport believes that the PM should follow the example of Governor General Quentin Bryce, who is also a girl but wears nice bright skirts like a good girl should.
Lamport denied that she was a male masquerading as a woman in order to get away with throwing irrelevant but nonetheless damaging grenades at Sisterhood HQ, and said that if former PM and trouser-wearer Kevin Rudd was a woman then he would have received the same sage advice as Gillard.
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